That one blog you forgot existed.
shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed


So you see any bee hospital beds being made?

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

So you see any bee hospital beds being made?

thekatitube:

eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

YES

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

militiamedic:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

As an nurse with ER experience, same thing. Dear God please just tell us what you took. I will not tell anyone from law enforcement or your parents or whoever, I just need to know so I can save your life. Please.

Whut

youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

This gif is perfectly looped. Looks life he just has infinite cloths in his pocket.

youreprettyyummy:

chalktai:

pr0digee:

This is the BEST LINE EVER.

Oyea

Oh. Why, thank you.

This gif is perfectly looped. Looks life he just has infinite cloths in his pocket.

Do you ever see a post on here that has tonnes of notes and is mildly amusing, but people reblog it and put shit like “OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAH I’M FUCKING DYING. OH MY GOD M YSIDES JFC”
And then you’re just there like
"Heh"
and you make this face
And then just continue scrolling with your sides still firmly intact?

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

image

jESUS H FUCK

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

I thought I was going to be the only one that doesn’t get that one.